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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on October 21, 2008, 08:57

Title: HE, SHE.
Post by: mistybear on October 21, 2008, 08:57

HE :Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: Simon on October 21, 2008, 09:58

 :bawl:

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: Clive on October 21, 2008, 15:43

 :smartarse:

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: Rik on October 21, 2008, 17:02

Who's going to come up with the response guys? :)

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: Simon on October 21, 2008, 17:13

Dare we?   ;D

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: Rik on October 21, 2008, 17:54

Only from the security of a bunker. :)

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: Simon on October 21, 2008, 18:00

I'll just hide behind Serenity.  :)x  :devil:  :scoot:

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: Rik on October 21, 2008, 18:37

Now that could be misinterpreted...  :devil:

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: Simon on October 21, 2008, 20:13

 :hee-hee:

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: David on October 21, 2008, 23:28

 :pmsl: :rofl: :crylaughing:  Brilliant MB trust you to find them really tiickled me :wahh: :thumbs:

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: mistybear on October 22, 2008, 05:09

Thought they'd ring a bell with you David.  :o:

Quote from: Clive on October 21, 2008, 15:43

:smartarse:

Along with the rest of me.  ;)   ;D

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: David on October 22, 2008, 10:35

 :clever: :smileybitch: :bartmoon: ;D

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: mistybear on October 22, 2008, 11:46

 :ouch2:

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: David on October 22, 2008, 16:08

 :boohoo: :peepsofa: :what: I was only pulling your leg MB  ???

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: mistybear on October 23, 2008, 09:35

David, come here......

































a little closer.......

































just a little closer.........
































 :gotcha:   :wahh:     Now, you can call me a bitch.    ;)     :)x    :-*

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: David on October 23, 2008, 10:17

And here was I losing sleep  :-X :)x  :ithank: ;) :-*

I do apologise though its not a word I would use but it was meant in fun  :( :blush:

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: Clive on October 23, 2008, 14:45

Quote from: mistybear on October 23, 2008, 09:35

David, come here......

































a little closer.......

































just a little closer.........
































 :gotcha:   :wahh:     Now, you can call me a bitch.    ;)     :)x    :-*

 :rofl:

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: mistybear on October 24, 2008, 08:00

Quote from: David on October 23, 2008, 10:17

And here was I losing sleep  :-X :)x  :ithank: ;) :-*

I do apologise though its not a word I would use but it was meant in fun  :( :blush:

I'll expect flowers and chocolate on my doorstep by the end of the weekend.   ;)    ;D

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: David on October 24, 2008, 09:47

(https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi215.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc263%2Fladyblue68%2FLadycat68%2FLADYJC68%2Fflowers_enjoy.jpg&hash=b253049934ea613a64d025685ca103d39686f72d)

 :-* :wub:

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: Simon on October 24, 2008, 09:47

(https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FSi6776.www.idnet.com%2Fsmileys%2Fcreep.png&hash=bbde4155d32fa2aab8a799e35dcacf0329c5c6e3)

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: David on October 24, 2008, 09:52

Yep  ;D

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: mistybear on October 24, 2008, 12:55

Quote from: David on October 24, 2008, 09:47

(https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi215.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc263%2Fladyblue68%2FLadycat68%2FLADYJC68%2Fflowers_enjoy.jpg&hash=b253049934ea613a64d025685ca103d39686f72d)

 :-* :wub:

  Got them....  (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.forumup.com%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fslider_thankyou.gif&hash=c7fe952a22aa42c478faf4a210f660bfdbc4aeec)  :-*

Title: Re: HE, SHE.
Post by: David on October 24, 2008, 13:30

 :thumbs: :thumbs: