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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on November 14, 2008, 10:55

Title: Short And Funny
Post by: Clive on November 14, 2008, 10:55

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

'I am not available right now, but
thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
beep. If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes.'

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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Title: Re: Short And Funny
Post by: Simon on November 14, 2008, 11:01

;D

Title: Re: Short And Funny
Post by: Rik on November 14, 2008, 11:16

I empathise way too much. ;D

Title: Re: Short And Funny
Post by: David on November 16, 2008, 23:24

Quote

My wife and I had words,

 :)x sounds right  ;D

Title: Re: Short And Funny
Post by: mistybear on November 18, 2008, 08:06

Quote from: Clive on November 14, 2008, 10:55

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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I have put my glasses on, to find my glasses.  :crazy:

Ever have those days when you should have stayed in bed?

Put your empty cup in the fridge, and the milk in the sink....   :bawl:

Title: Re: Short And Funny
Post by: David on November 18, 2008, 10:02

Daily MB................daily  ;) ;D

Title: Re: Short And Funny
Post by: Clive on November 18, 2008, 10:53

Oh yes!  Worrying isn't it?   ;D