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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on November 17, 2008, 12:54
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African Wise sayings.....
1. 'When a man is stung by a bee, he doesn't set off to destroy all beehives'
2. 'The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows maize by the roadside have the same problem'
3. 'It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum'
4. 'If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it'
5. 'There's no virgin in a maternity ward'
6. 'A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles'
7. Before You go out with a widow, you must first ask her what killed the husband.
8. A man should not swallow poison because he is afraid to spit and offend others.
9. Being taller than your father, does not mean you are older than him.
10. A monkey left behind laughs at the others tail."(little does he know that his own tail is longer and probably bushier)
11. Looking at a king's mouth one would never think he sucked his mother's breast.
And.....
before you swallow a mango seed you must know the size of your anus.
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Very wise. ;D
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Profound even! ;D
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Fundamental!
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Fundamental!
Careful Rik, we dont want any suicide bombers in here :o