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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on December 11, 2008, 11:10
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The Top Ten Reasons Why A Cat Is Better Than A Returning Adult Child.
10. If a Cat comes home at 4am, it slinks in, quietly, and lies down. When your Child comes home, there is a loud crash in the hallway followed by laughing, singing and belching. Afterwards, when it finally gets quiet, the home becomes awash with loud snoring accompanied by the Flapper Butt Band playing “Smell Me Honey All Night Long” and occasionally mixing in with the White Porcelain Buddy Band playing the hit tune “Barf Until You Feel It Down Below.”
9. If the Cat has long hair, you just shave it. If your Child’s hair is too long, you have to live with it until it either becomes
A. A Health Hazard
B. It gets too long to drive without blowing in their face all the time and causing an accident or
C. It gets so long they have to use two Rasta hats to fit it all in. (Think of a really colorful Mickey Mouse head)
8. Cats normally mate with their own kind. Your Child on the other hand brings home all manner of life forms, some of which may or may not be extra-terrestrial or one of the undead.
7. Cats don’t normally plop on the couch and change the channel or hog the remote.
6. Cats don’t normally rent pay for porn on your cable, and then deny ever ordering it when the bill arrives. Of course, the Cat will have a blank stare when asked as well.
5. If you leave your Cat alone at home, when you return, the car will still have a full tank of gas, the refrigerator will still have food and the house won’t be littered with empties.
4. The Cat really has only one attitude. They don’t love you; however, you will love them. They expect it, and there won’t be any discussion. Your Child needs reassurance from time to time even though you’ve paid the emergency room bill, had the car towed and made sure all of the friends got a ride home.
3. Cats have only one thing on their mind at one time. It’s play, sleep or food. Your Child has the same things on their mind, however, it does cost $100.00 an hour, is illegal and in most states punishable by a fine, jail time or both.
2. Cats will not ask you for money no matter how “cute” “wicked” or “on sale” any item is.
And the number one reason a Cat is better than a returning Adult Child..................
If the Cat goes AWOL for a day or two, you begin to worry and miss them. (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg184.echo.cx%2Fimg184%2F2055%2Fcatsiam2lv.gif&hash=d177f009641ca87539ae3bae6d0fcd0a6ad78b6c)
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;D ;)
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:rofl:
I see your maternal instincts are in over-drive, MB. ;D
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Speaking of which, I'll be hoping in the car next Tuesday, and heading up the coast for a week...... on my own........ :thumbs:
........well I'm taking the cats of course. ;)
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Need company MB.........sounds a great idea. ;)
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Have a great time, MB! :santa:
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Need company MB.........sounds a great idea. ;)
Sure David, if you don't mind sharing the front seat with two cats. Well it doesn't matter where you sit, they will find you.......
Have a great time, MB! :santa:
Thanks Simon, I will. :-*
I'll be back in time to clean and repair the damage to the house and yard, before Chrissy. :aarrgh:
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Speaking of which, I'll be hopingin the car next Tuesday, and heading up the coast for a week...... on my own........ :thumbs:
Is your driving that bad then, MB? :o:
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No Rik, just my spelling. ;D
My keyboard occasionally does weird things, like only typing every second letter or it's just random. A few weeks back, it stopped working all together, twice.
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You do realise it only works if you turn the computer on, MB? :o: :scoot:
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I'll be back in time to clean and repair the damage to the house and yard, before Chrissy. :aarrgh:
You expect to still have a house left when you return? Have fun MB and drive safely!
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You do realise it only works if you turn the computer on, MB? :o: :scoot:
Turning things on has never been a problem for me Rik. :o:
You expect to still have a house left when you return? Have fun MB and drive safely!
I know it will be fine, as I'm bringing my mother back with me. Plus, if the house isn't clean and tidy, just the way I left it, there won't be any Chrissy presents under the tree for Michael. And this year, they are beauties. Would be such a shame to return them. :devil:
I plan to enjoy myself Clive. I'm leaving on Tuesday, as the 1st test against South Africa starts on Wednesday. And I'm coming back the following Monday, as the cricket will have finished. ;) ;D
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Turning things on has never been a problem for me Rik. :o:
Promises, promises. :)
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Sure David, if you don't mind sharing the front seat with two cats. Well it doesn't matter where you sit, they will find you.......
You just have a great time MB you deserve it ;)