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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on December 14, 2008, 11:50

Title: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Simon on December 14, 2008, 11:50

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IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN
 
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Who's jolly and cute,

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Wearing a beard and a red

flannel suit,

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And if he is chuckling and

laughing away,

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While flying around in a

miniature sleigh,

With eight tiny reindeer to pull

him along,

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Then let's face it...

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You're p**sed!

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Merry Christmas and

a Happy 2009!

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Rik on December 14, 2008, 11:56

 :xmas:

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: davy51 on December 14, 2008, 14:13

                         


                             Merry Christmas :santa: :xmas: :hny:

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Clive on December 18, 2008, 20:19

Is it that time of year again?   ;D

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Simon on December 18, 2008, 21:42

Yes, where's my present?   ':| ;)

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Clive on December 18, 2008, 22:56

Driving back from Southampton today, I counted no less than 16 huge Wilkinson delivery trucks on the motorways.  They must be doing very well out of the recession! Not sure which one your prezzie was in Simon.   ;D

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Simon on December 19, 2008, 00:05

It took up a whole truck??  Wow, thanks, Clive!   :woot:

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Clive on December 19, 2008, 08:57

No - all 16 trucks Simon!   ;D

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Simon on December 19, 2008, 10:08

Will they put a card through the door if I'm out?  ;D

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Clive on December 19, 2008, 13:41

It's actually the Large Hadron Collider which is just what you wanted Simon!   ;D

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Simon on December 19, 2008, 20:20

Oh yes!  I have the power to end the world!   :thumbs:

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Clive on December 19, 2008, 21:36

Use it wisely Simon.   ;D

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Rik on December 20, 2008, 11:09

Quote from: Simon on December 19, 2008, 20:20

Oh yes!  I have the power to end the world!   :thumbs:

So does George Bush.  :o:

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Simon on December 20, 2008, 12:37

Not for much longer.

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Rik on December 20, 2008, 15:26

Long enough to make it much longer, though.  :o:

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Sandra on December 20, 2008, 18:54

The trouble is that the guy whos replacing him will ruin the western world, he may even start doing what his ancestors did and start selling his own people for slaves  :dunno:

Unless he doesnt do as all the other black leaders of other countries appear to have done, they all seem to look after themselves ok but harm their own people.
The premier leagues first black football manager was sacked this week for what appears to be incompetence, so it looks like they cant even run a football club successfully never mind a country   :o

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Clive on December 21, 2008, 09:56

Absolutely correct  Sandra.   The sooner others come to realise it the better.

Title: Re: If you see a fat man...
Post by: Sandra on December 21, 2008, 13:05

Better the devil you know sometimes Clive  ::)