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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on December 23, 2008, 23:07
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On the first day of Christmas Darling gave to me, a little bit off VAT.
On the second day of Christmas Darling gave to me, a big bank bailout and a little bit off VAT,
On the 3rd day of Christmas Darling gave to me, lower interest on my savings, a big bank bailout, and a little bit off VAT,
On the 4th day of Christmas Darling gave to me, MFI ceased trading, lower interest on my savings, a big bank bailout, and a little bit off VAT,
On the 5th day of Christmas Darling gave to me, Rosebys in administration, MFI ceased trading, lower interest on my savings, a big bank
bailout, and a little bit off VAT,
On the 6th day of Christmas Darling gave to me, woolies closing down, Rosebys in administration, MFI ceased trading, lower interest on my savings, a big bank bailout, and a little bit off VAT,
On the 7th day of Christmas Darling gave to me, tax rises in the pipeline, woolies closing down, Rosebys in administration, MFI ceased trading, lower interest on my savings, a big bank bailout, and a little bit off VAT,
On the 8th day of Christmas Darling gave to me, a pound worth next to nothing, tax rises in the pipeline, woolies closing down, Rosebys in administration, MFI ceased trading, lower interest on my savings, a big bank bailout, and a little bit off VAT,
On the 9th day of Christmas Darling gave to me, a bailout for car makers, a pound worth next to nothing, tax rises in the pipeline, woolies closing down, Rosebys in administration, MFI ceased trading, lower interest on my savings, a big bank bailout, and a little bit off VAT,
On the 10th day of Christmas Darling gave to me, house prices crashing, a bailout for car makers, a pound worth next to nothing, tax rises in the pipeline, woolies closing down, Rosebys in administration, MFI ceased trading, lower interest on my savings, a big bank bailout, and a little bit off VAT,
On the 11th day of Christmas Darling gave to me, a chunk of negative equity, house prices crashing, a bailout for car makers, a pound worth next to nothing, tax rises in the pipeline, woolies closing down, Rosebys in administration, MFI ceased trading, lower interest on my savings, a big bank bailout, and a little bit off VAT,
On the 12th day of Christmas Darling gave to me, NO HOPE AT ALLLL, a chunk of negative equity, house prices crashing, a bailout for car makers, a pound worth next to nothing, tax rises in the pipeline, woolies closing down, Rosebys in administration, MFI ceased trading, lower interest on my savings, a big bank bailout, and a little bit off VAT,
On the day after Christmas Darling gave to me... the bill for the last 10 years!
Happy Christmas everyone...2009 here she comes!
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Wonderful, Darling! :laugh: But I think the phrase 'Happy New Year' should be banned.
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To be replaced with 'Sod off, I want to go back to 2007'? :)
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2009 will certainly be a year to remember - for all the wrong reasons. :(
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Bugger 2007, I want to go back to the seventies....... :)x
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That would do nicely. :thumbs:
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I liked the 50's
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60's for me. ;D
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70s.
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1971.....................ahh what a year.....what a girl.......what was her name ? ;D
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In my case, David, Sue. Met in September, got engaged in December. :)
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So it must be an anniversary in one way or another :thumbs:,just think if it wasn't for Sue you could have ended up a drug addled old soak....still wearing the same hairstyle of that era.......................................Think life was good to you ;)
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It was, and in six days we mark the 37th anniversary of our engagement. I class my life as BS and PS. Some people may interpret the BS differently, but it means before Sue. ;D
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:thumbs: :welldone: congratulations Rik and Sue and many more,I wont ask the secret,Simon said something about whips and handcuffs,but I know he is only joking ;D
Well done ad many congratulations to you both
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Many commiserations Rik. It was 1971 for me too. :D
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2002 for me :crazy:
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Many commiserations Rik. It was 1971 for me too. :D
I don't regret a day, Clive. :)
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Your a lucky man, Rik, and deservedly so. :)
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Thanks, MB. Sue, otoh... ;)
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You are too modest Rik.........relationships have to work both ways
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Ours definitely does that. I do just as I'm told. :)
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;D
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Ours definitely does that. I do just as I'm told. :)
I think we just found the third one. ;) ;D
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2002 for me :crazy:
Is that the date you qualified for your bus pass Serenity :)x
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60's for me. ;D
My mothers womb, I was happy in there ;D
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Tell me about it, this may be of some psychological significance. ;D
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:crazy:
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Speaking of mothers, can someone please remind me next year, that bringing my mother down for Christmas, is one of the worst ideas I have ever had. Even worse than the presents I bought for her, and not to mention Christmas lunch, though the pudding was quite nice. She bought it and apparently I'm quite good at reheating. (Aren't I clever)
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So, you'll go to her next year? ;D ;)
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It may take me a while to regain my sense of humour, Simon. So I'll bookmark this and laugh at it in about a months time.
Michael now refuses to go up there, and he takes priority, so I'll be staying with him, and only go up for the January sales. Retail therapy is very good for depression.
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Sadly, mums can be incredibly selfish MB. It's impossible to come up to their high standards but you will still suffer the same indignities and humiliation next year.
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But you will miss them like mad when they are no longer around :cry:
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But of course!
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But you will miss them like mad when they are no longer around
Sadly too true :cry:
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Sadly, mums can be incredibly selfish MB. It's impossible to come up to their high standards but you will still suffer the same indignities and humiliation next year.
You have no idea, Clive.
But you will miss them like mad when they are no longer around :cry:
Yes, I miss my father a great deal, he knew he had lung cancer and chose to do nothing about it. :cry:
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The guilt will get the better of you next year too. She will be a year older. ;)