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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: gmax on December 24, 2008, 07:56

Title: Habib
Post by: gmax on December 24, 2008, 07:56

Parvinder and Habib are London beggars. They beg in different areas of the West End.

Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects 2 to 3 pounds every day.

Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Parvinder 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'.

Parvinder says, .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.'

Parvinder says ' No wonder you only get £2-3

Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?

Parvinder shows Habib his sign......

It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan '.
 ;D

Title: Re: Habib
Post by: Clive on December 24, 2008, 08:16

Can I send a cheque?   ;D

Title: Re: Habib
Post by: Simon on December 24, 2008, 09:03

:lol:

Title: Re: Habib
Post by: mistybear on December 24, 2008, 11:08

 :lol:

Title: Re: Habib
Post by: sam on December 24, 2008, 12:14

 :laugh: :laugh: