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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on December 30, 2008, 13:30
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A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the
chemist.
The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandanna,
unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square, which he also unfolds to reveal
a condom.
The condom has a number of patches on it.
The chemist holds it up, and eyes it critically.
"How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist.
"Six pence," says the pharmacist.
"How much for a new one?"
"Ten pence," says the pharmacist.
The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandanna,
places it in his sporran and marches out the door of the pharmacy, kilt
swinging.
A moment or two later the pharmacist hears a great shout go up, followed by
an even greater shout.
The Scot walks back into the pharmacy, and again speaks to the pharmacist.
"The regiment has taken a vote," says the Scot. "We'll have a new one." :)x
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:pmsl:
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:aarrgh:
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And your point is... ;D
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And your point is... ;D
Yer tight! :)x
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Careful is the way we like to think of it. ;D
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My granddad was scotch irish
He was always at war with himself
He always said the price of liqueur was to hi :drink: :icon_booze2: :rofl:
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:pmsl:
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canny springs to mind :laugh:
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:lol: