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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on December 31, 2008, 13:27

Title: Dog
Post by: Simon on December 31, 2008, 13:27: I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman...

"Is this your dog, Sir?"

"Yes," I replied.

"I'm afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike."

I said, "That's rubbish, my dog doesn't have a bike!"
Title: Re: Dog
Post by: Rik on December 31, 2008, 15:12: Boom boom. ;D

Got the Tommy Cooper jokebook for Chrissie, Simon? ;)
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Post by: Clive on December 31, 2008, 15:51: Please don't give him ideas Rik >:(
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Post by: Rik on December 31, 2008, 16:52: Too late, sorry Clive. :devil:
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Post by: sam on December 31, 2008, 17:53: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
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Post by: Clive on December 31, 2008, 18:01: Sob sob. :bawl:
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Post by: David on December 31, 2008, 18:15: :thumbs: :thumbs:

My wife opened the door in her drssing gown today...............................................

Funny place to have a door ;D
Title: Re: Dog
Post by: Simon on December 31, 2008, 18:51: Useful, though. :devil:
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Post by: David on December 31, 2008, 18:53: Knew you would latch on Simon :D
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Post by: Simon on December 31, 2008, 20:38: I've always had a thing about knockers. :leer:
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Post by: David on December 31, 2008, 20:42: Ive had a hand in a few letterboxes myself........not keen on widescreen though ;)
Title: Re: Dog
Post by: Simon on December 31, 2008, 21:30: This could easily descend into knob jokes, so I'll leave it... :devil:
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Post by: David on December 31, 2008, 21:38: Very wise (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fwinter%2F17.gif&hash=d825631ed2ed9c6248f47d1a36500fcf4c492a1d)
Title: Re: Dog
Post by: mistybear on January 01, 2009, 03:49: Quote from: Simon on December 31, 2008, 21:30
This could easily descend into knob jokes, so I'll leave it... :devil:

I would if I were you, you don't want to come unhinged. :blush:
Title: Re: Dog
Post by: Simon on January 01, 2009, 10:00: Too late for that! :crazy:
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Post by: Rik on January 01, 2009, 10:07: Obviously you rang MB's bell. ;D
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Post by: mistybear on January 01, 2009, 10:15: Well, he certainly didn't touch my knockers.
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Post by: Simon on January 01, 2009, 10:35: That would have been a long reach! ;D
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Post by: David on January 01, 2009, 13:26: And there is a lot of screwing when it comes to fitting a door :)x
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Post by: mistybear on January 01, 2009, 14:08: Depends where you're trying to fit it...... ':| ;D

Oh, and I love the cat. :)
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Post by: David on January 01, 2009, 14:13: Well I have just been out to buy a new electril drill,but the woman in B&Q was so rude i just had to.......

Smack and decker her

:hny: Kate x
Title: Re: Dog
Post by: Simon on January 01, 2009, 21:43: Oh yeah, I was in B&Q last year, and this old guy in an orange suit came up to me, carrying a lump of wood, and asked if I wanted decking...

So I laid the ba$tard out before he could get his first punch in. You can't trust old geezers in orange suits! :)x
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Post by: Sandra on January 02, 2009, 00:47: Quote from: Simon on January 01, 2009, 21:43
You can't trust old geezers in orange suits! :)x

Especially those with long scruffy beards in Guantanemo ;D

I cant understand why our government is thinking of agreeing to take the terrorists, that their own countries wont accept back, off the USAs hands :dunno:
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Post by: Rik on January 02, 2009, 09:30: Quote from: Sandra on January 02, 2009, 00:47
I cant understand why our government is thinking of agreeing to take the terrorists, that their own countries wont accept back, off the USAs hands :dunno:

Because we like to roll over and do whatever the Americans ask?
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Post by: Simon on January 02, 2009, 09:39: To work in B&Q?
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Post by: mistybear on January 02, 2009, 09:42: What's B&Q?
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Post by: mistybear on January 02, 2009, 09:43: Quote from: David on January 01, 2009, 14:13
:hny: Kate x

And :hny: to you, David. :-*
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Post by: Rik on January 02, 2009, 11:10: Quote from: mistybear on January 02, 2009, 09:42
What's B&Q?

A DIY store, MB. :) :hny: btw...
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Post by: mistybear on January 02, 2009, 11:20: Oh, yes. Makes sense, we have quite a few big ones here. And they all advertised heavily during the lead up to Christmas, saying that you could everyone one in the family a gift. Just imagine the kids with a circular saw, or a nail gun...... on second thoughts, that would be perfect for granma. ::)

And a very :hny: to you, Rik. :-*

Me, I'll settle for a better than last year, year. :)
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Post by: Sandra on January 02, 2009, 12:53: Quote from: Simon on January 02, 2009, 09:39
To work in B&Q?

I dont think that they would want or need to work Simon, theyd probably get their wives and kids flown over and be given a nice big house and lots of benefits, while they plotted the best way to kill as many of us as possible ::)
Title: Re: Dog
Post by: David on January 02, 2009, 15:03: Quote
... on second thoughts, that would be perfect for granma. Rolleyes

:)x :)x :rofl: Sorry Im just envisaging an 80 year old with a nail gun :laugh:
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Post by: Simon on January 02, 2009, 17:21: How do you think Lona repairs her zimmer? :)x :scoot:
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Post by: David on January 02, 2009, 18:32: :)x :)x He said that Lona not me,this is just nerves on my part :rofl: