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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on January 01, 2009, 13:15

Title: Pulled Over.
Post by: mistybear on January 01, 2009, 13:15

                                                                            Pulled Over.

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car.

"What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.

"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."

The officer wanting to be sure so he asked "Please step out of the car and show me."

So he got out with the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.

Another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the tests they're giving now!"

Title: Re: Pulled Over.
Post by: Rik on January 01, 2009, 15:06

 ;D :thumbs:

Title: Re: Pulled Over.
Post by: TR on January 01, 2009, 17:12

They'll  soon axe those tests I bet  ;D

Title: Re: Pulled Over.
Post by: Clive on January 01, 2009, 17:28

 :aarrgh:

Title: Re: Pulled Over.
Post by: Simon on January 01, 2009, 21:35

Quote from: TR on January 01, 2009, 17:12

They'll  soon axe those tests I bet  ;D

Yep, they'll be for the chop.   :crazy:

Title: Re: Pulled Over.
Post by: TR on January 01, 2009, 23:32

Better than being half "Cut"  ;D

Title: Re: Pulled Over.
Post by: Rik on January 02, 2009, 09:31

Everyone's being very sharp in this thread. :scoot:

Title: Re: Pulled Over.
Post by: Simon on January 02, 2009, 09:36

I'm getting hacked off with it now.

Title: Re: Pulled Over.
Post by: Rik on January 02, 2009, 11:10

Time for the chop, then. :)

Title: Re: Pulled Over.
Post by: Simon on January 02, 2009, 11:21

Done that one (http://www.pc-pals.com/smf/index.php?topic=27229.msg176284#msg176284).  :wahh:  ;D

Title: Re: Pulled Over.
Post by: mistybear on January 02, 2009, 11:23

No matter how you slice and dice it, the end is near.......

Title: Re: Pulled Over.
Post by: Rik on January 02, 2009, 11:52

Quote from: Simon on January 02, 2009, 11:21

Done that one (http://www.pc-pals.com/smf/index.php?topic=27229.msg176284#msg176284).  :wahh:  ;D

You expect me to remember anything before this morning?  :crazy:

Title: Re: Pulled Over.
Post by: Simon on January 02, 2009, 12:13

Oh, I thought you were a cut above in the mornings.  :)

Title: Re: Pulled Over.
Post by: Rik on January 02, 2009, 12:21

Actually, I'm much more an owl. :)

Title: Re: Pulled Over.
Post by: Simon on January 02, 2009, 12:23

 :yeahthat: