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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on January 05, 2009, 11:59

Title: SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LONDON TOO LONG
Post by: mistybear on January 05, 2009, 11:59

                                                           SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LONDON TOO LONG

1. You say 'mate' constantly

2. You think it is perfectly normal to pay over £3 for a pint.

3. Anyone not from London is a 'w**ker'

4. Anyone from outside London and north of the Watford Gap is a 'Northern w**ker'

5. You have no idea where the North is.

6. You see All Saints in the Met Bar (again) and find it hard to get excited about it.

7. The countryside makes you nervous

8. Somebody speaks to you on the tube and you freak out thinking they are a stalker.

9. American tourists no longer annoy you.

10. You talk in postcodes. "God, it was really warm round SW1 the other day"

11. You can't remember the last time you got up to 30 mph in your car in the city.

12. You didn't realise that 'Paddington Green' is REAL.

Title: Re: SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LONDON TOO LONG
Post by: Simon on January 05, 2009, 13:13

Love all of those, MB, but I hope you're not planning a visit to the UK any time soon!  ;D

Title: Re: SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LONDON TOO LONG
Post by: mistybear on January 05, 2009, 13:39

I'm trying to insult as many countries as I can, as I don't wish to be seen as racist.  :devil:
And no I won't be visiting the UK, been there, done that. And though there were many places I absolutely loved, I'm glad I'm home. And I'll be even gladder when I return mother to her home, and mine can go back to being a place where I can relax.  :bawl:

Title: Re: SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LONDON TOO LONG
Post by: sam on January 05, 2009, 15:00

glad there isn't one about Birmingham, I bet I'd tick the boxes if there was one!

Title: Re: SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LONDON TOO LONG
Post by: Serenity on January 08, 2009, 09:25

I'd love to see how Wales would fair.. innit!   :P

Title: Re: SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LONDON TOO LONG
Post by: Camstop on January 08, 2009, 10:22

Quote from: Serenity on January 08, 2009, 09:25

I'd love to see how Wales would fair.. innit!   :P

A Cardiff one could be arranged Sen   :leer:  :)x

Title: Re: SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LONDON TOO LONG
Post by: David on January 08, 2009, 11:33

 :thumbs: ':| And I live in the dam place  :laugh:

Title: Re: SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LONDON TOO LONG
Post by: Reno on January 09, 2009, 08:09

Are you saying American tourists make you nervous?   ;D