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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on January 14, 2009, 12:57

Title: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: Clive on January 14, 2009, 12:57

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying Blimey!  ... we screwed up... but that was fun!'
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' arse that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will punch out the lights of the person that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral,  because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it. 

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: Simon on January 14, 2009, 13:57

Nice!  :wub:

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: davy51 on January 14, 2009, 14:46

As true as the sun coming up

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: Rik on January 14, 2009, 15:33

Where does a genuine imitation friend sit on the scale of real to fake, Clive? :)

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: Clive on January 14, 2009, 15:59

Total fake Rik.   ;D

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: Rik on January 14, 2009, 17:08

Ah, right.  :cry: ;D

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: mistybear on January 15, 2009, 12:07

(https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi70.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi84%2Fmistybear_2006%2FFriendship-2.gif&hash=ba4a5b0c50d65dda3b253282ccc6177924e2c4fa)

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: David on January 15, 2009, 12:41

(https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi497.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Frr339%2Fmrayc3465%2F4chan_b%2F1219881765740.jpg&hash=7ee17a23aebb27b364ecbab261d7d33a7a3ca3e2)


XXX

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: mistybear on January 15, 2009, 13:42

(https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi70.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi84%2Fmistybear_2006%2Ffleas.jpg&hash=3f35d89e1aa08bf5956b4728dc800ce7923a913a)

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: David on January 15, 2009, 15:33

 :pmsl: :thumbs: :thumbs: Like it MB  ;D

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: Clive on January 15, 2009, 17:27

Love it!   ;D

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: Simon on January 15, 2009, 20:47

 :thumbs:

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: Rik on January 16, 2009, 11:35

I'm off for my back scratcher...

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: mistybear on January 16, 2009, 12:47

Who's day are you planning to screw up, Rik.  :o

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: David on January 16, 2009, 13:10

MB where are you.....?your missed  ;)

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: mistybear on January 16, 2009, 13:19

I'm on a sanity break, David. I'll let you know when I get it back. Or maybe I should say, if, I get it back.   :crazy:

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: David on January 16, 2009, 15:05

 ::) ::)

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: Rik on January 16, 2009, 15:15

Quote from: mistybear on January 16, 2009, 12:47

Who's day are you planning to screw up, Rik.  :o

I'm looking for volunteers, MB. :)

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: David on January 16, 2009, 16:04

 :o :o

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: Simon on January 16, 2009, 18:24

There's one!  Don't let him escape!  :D

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: David on January 16, 2009, 18:26

 :icon_punchy:

Title: Re: 'ello me ol' mate
Post by: Simon on January 16, 2009, 21:06

 ;D