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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: David on February 06, 2009, 00:53

Title: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 00:53: How to make a woman HAPPY ? It's really not difficult at all...
To make a woman happy!! a man only needs to be :

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes.

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Make love to him on a regular basis at least once a week? starting Friday and ending the following Thursday........
2. Leave him in peace to enjoy his horseracing........
3. Feed him well……………….

Definitely a WOMANS World..........

I make no apology for sharing this with this and our brothers in the other bar ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Simon on February 06, 2009, 07:22: :lol:
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Clive on February 06, 2009, 08:45: How true! ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Camstop on February 06, 2009, 09:36: And they still ain't happy ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: gmax on February 06, 2009, 11:23: ??? Bugga that.. just buy one for half an hour :o:
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 11:30: :thumbs: :laugh:
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Simon on February 06, 2009, 11:52: :pmsl:
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 12:02: :thumbs: :thumbs: Your a gent sir ;)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Rik on February 06, 2009, 12:06: Don't you believe it, David, women need much much more than that list. :)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 12:32: I know........................... :-X
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Sandra on February 06, 2009, 13:10: You guys had better believe it ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Rik on February 06, 2009, 13:23: We do, we do. :)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 14:31: As he said we do we do.......honest :devil:
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Rik on February 06, 2009, 16:22: I think Sandra is toying with us, 10999 posts and then she goes offline... :)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 16:33: I bet you are a blast at Bingo...... ;)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Simon on February 06, 2009, 17:07: Quote from: Rik on February 06, 2009, 16:22
I think Sandra is toying with us, 10999 posts and then she goes offline... :)

Typically fickle! :devil:
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 17:16: Im trying to lure her :devil:
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Rik on February 06, 2009, 17:34: I'm more usually found in trivial pursuits. :)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 17:41: Bit Dicey Rik ;)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Rik on February 06, 2009, 18:30: I have a segmented approach.
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 18:31: Spots cleared up yet ?
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Rik on February 06, 2009, 18:33: I never make rash statements. ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 18:33: Good job you moved on from acne ;)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Rik on February 06, 2009, 18:35: It got on my wick. :)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 18:40: I could see the ouse in between ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Rik on February 06, 2009, 18:50: River, stay away from my door? :)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 18:52: Dont barge in Rik ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Rik on February 06, 2009, 18:55: It takes tow to tango. ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 18:59: :pmsl: this one tugged at the heart ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Rik on February 06, 2009, 19:02: Does that make you a pole?
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 19:05: Im flagging ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Rik on February 06, 2009, 19:07: I'm leaving... ;)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 19:12: Long day :thumbs:
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Simon on February 06, 2009, 21:02: We have to keep up standards. ;)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Rik on February 07, 2009, 11:35: Show me your kitemark and I'll show you mine. :)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 07, 2009, 11:48: Be careful looks like it could be very windy around here :crazy:
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Simon on February 07, 2009, 11:55: There's certainly a lot of gas about! ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 07, 2009, 11:58: Methanks you for that ;)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Simon on February 07, 2009, 12:00: :groan:
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 07, 2009, 12:03: :thumbs: Hey ho ;D

Sorry Simon but I have just backed my car over a member of next door,I drove right over him,I did warn him to get out the way I said I dont want to Flatulance ;) ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Simon on February 07, 2009, 12:16: Oh dear! Don't you ever get tyred of these, David? ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Rik on February 07, 2009, 12:17: No, he does it in every tread. :)
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Simon on February 07, 2009, 12:17: :aarrgh: :out: :pmsl:
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 07, 2009, 12:18: I could mention the rim but I wont on this occassion ;D
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Simon on February 07, 2009, 12:27: That would be too close to the edge, David. :scoot:
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Rik on February 07, 2009, 12:32: Plus it would lose balance...
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: David on February 07, 2009, 12:54: If Im in the right location

I could Post area then
Title: Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
Post by: Camstop on February 07, 2009, 14:00: Only if it was Wednesday ':|