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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: David on February 06, 2009, 16:20

Title: Bruce
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 16:20

Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees
 his girlfriend, Sheila, about to throw herself off. Bruce slams
 on the brakes and yells, "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think you're
 doing?"
Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says, "G'day Bruce. Ya
 got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself." Bruce gets a lump in
his throat when he hears this. He says "Strewth Sheila...not only are you a
 great lay, but you're a real sport too." And drives off.   :crazy:

Title: Re: Bruce
Post by: Rik on February 06, 2009, 16:20

I'm getting out before MB sees this. Been nice knowing you, David. ;D

Title: Re: Bruce
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 16:32

 :thumbs: :thumbs: Gday sport  ;D

Title: Re: Bruce
Post by: Clive on February 06, 2009, 17:08

 :hee-hee:

Title: Re: Bruce
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 17:16

You may live to regret that Clive  ;D

Title: Re: Bruce
Post by: Clive on February 06, 2009, 17:20

It's fun to live dangerously.   ;D

Title: Re: Bruce
Post by: David on February 06, 2009, 17:32

Yeah...keeps em on thier toes  ;D