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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on February 06, 2009, 22:32

Title: Cowboy
Post by: Simon on February 06, 2009, 22:32

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.

He said, You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age.

So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.

When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren...
































...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.  :basil:

Title: Re: Cowboy
Post by: Rik on February 07, 2009, 11:43

He was later recovered from low earth orbit by the Shuttle. :)

Title: Re: Cowboy
Post by: Simon on February 07, 2009, 11:56

Does that mean he shuttled off this mortal coil?

Title: Re: Cowboy
Post by: Rik on February 07, 2009, 12:51

:groan:  :thumbs: