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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on February 17, 2009, 17:26

Title: How to get rid of a Jehovah's Witness
Post by: Clive on February 17, 2009, 17:26

When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure, what would you
like to know?"
Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm sorry, could you come back
in a half hour? We're not done with the virgin yet."
Answer the door with an automatic weapon and say 'Allah be Praised!
Ask them for their address. When they ask why you want it, claim that you want
to appear on their doorstop univited so that you can peddle your own beliefs.
Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God.
Tell them you already have your own religion. When they ask what it is, wince
a little before confessing, "er, I'm not sure if it's legal in this country.
A chalk outline of a human body on the pavement, and a few copies of "The
Watchtower" scattered around...
Answer every one of their questions with "What do you mean by that?" This
might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how
long it takes for them to leave.
Ask them to explain the story of Elisha and the Forty-two children.
Invite them in to see your fine collection of dinosaur fossils.

Title: Re: How to get rid of a Jehovah's Witness
Post by: sam on February 17, 2009, 17:54

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: How to get rid of a Jehovah's Witness
Post by: davy51 on February 17, 2009, 19:41

Better yet just ask them who was cains wife in the land of nod
Usually they will run

Title: Re: How to get rid of a Jehovah's Witness
Post by: sam on February 17, 2009, 20:28

I wonder if you can do the same with us Linux people.. or something similar  :woot:

Title: Re: How to get rid of a Jehovah's Witness
Post by: Simon on February 17, 2009, 20:31

I believe they sh*t themselves if you tell them you're a practising witch.  :)

Title: Re: How to get rid of a Jehovah's Witness
Post by: chorleydave on February 17, 2009, 22:12

Tell them that you can't chat just now, as you've got an appointment at the local Blood Bank.  :devil:

Title: Re: How to get rid of a Jehovah's Witness
Post by: Simon on February 17, 2009, 23:33

;D

Title: Re: How to get rid of a Jehovah's Witness
Post by: Rik on February 18, 2009, 10:57

Quote from: sam on February 17, 2009, 20:28

I wonder if you can do the same with us Linux people.. or something similar  :woot:

Give me a moment, Sam.  :devil: