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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on February 20, 2009, 22:16

Title: The Amateur Magician
Post by: Simon on February 20, 2009, 22:16

An amateur magician accidentally turns his wife into a settee and his two kids into armchairs. He starts to panic. He tries every trick in book but none work so, in desperation, he decides to take them to hospital.

Once at casualty, the magician spends a sleepless night while the medical staff run numerous tests on the unfortunate woman and children.

Finally, the head doctor comes out into the corridor to speak to the magician.

"How are my family?" he asks worriedly, "are they alright?"

The doctor replies, "they're comfortable..."

Title: Re: The Amateur Magician
Post by: Clive on February 20, 2009, 22:30

Who locked the groaner thread?   :dunno:

Title: Re: The Amateur Magician
Post by: Simon on February 20, 2009, 22:56

I thought it deserved one of it's own.  :)x

Title: Re: The Amateur Magician
Post by: David on February 21, 2009, 00:23

 :splat: :groan: ;D

Title: Re: The Amateur Magician
Post by: Rik on February 21, 2009, 11:12

I think Simon's been reading his Tommy Cooper book again. :)

Title: Re: The Amateur Magician
Post by: Simon on February 21, 2009, 12:56

Reading it?  I wrote it!  ;D

Title: Re: The Amateur Magician
Post by: Rik on February 21, 2009, 13:00

Say no more then. No really. ;D

Title: Re: The Amateur Magician
Post by: Simon on February 21, 2009, 13:01

OK.   :-X  You don't want 10 things?  Or the News Quiz?  Or On This Day?   :bawl: ;)

Title: Re: The Amateur Magician
Post by: Rik on February 21, 2009, 13:03

I thought you'd never get around to them.  :devil:

Title: Re: The Amateur Magician
Post by: Simon on February 21, 2009, 13:14

Had a busy morning.  :)

Title: Re: The Amateur Magician
Post by: GSS on February 21, 2009, 14:31

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The doctor replies, "they're comfortable..."

thats one way to put it