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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on March 10, 2009, 11:10

Title: Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs
Post by: Clive on March 10, 2009, 11:10

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on the dog's point of view....

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid bulb!

ROTTWEILER: Make me.

LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

MALAMUTE: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

POODLE: I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.

DOBERMAN PINSCHER: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the sofa.

BOXER: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

MASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover and..........

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

And the CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs and I am not one of them. So, the question is, how long will it be before I get some light in here?

Title: Re: Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs
Post by: Simon on March 10, 2009, 11:12

Wonderful!  ;D

Title: Re: Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs
Post by: Rik on March 10, 2009, 12:12

The Lab is so true to type. :)

Title: Re: Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs
Post by: Simon on March 10, 2009, 12:23

What's a Malamute?  :dunno:

Title: Re: Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs
Post by: Rik on March 10, 2009, 12:24

The Alaskan Malamute is a large breed of domestic dog (Canis lupus familiaris) originally bred for use as an Alaskan sled dog and is often mistaken for a Siberian Husky.

According to Wiki.

Title: Re: Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs
Post by: Simon on March 10, 2009, 12:37

I'm glad you had to look it up.  :)

Title: Re: Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs
Post by: Rik on March 10, 2009, 12:38

I thought it was a Turkish politician. :)

Title: Re: Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs
Post by: Simon on March 10, 2009, 12:49

;D

Title: Re: Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs
Post by: Sandra on March 11, 2009, 00:40

I love marmite spread quite thickly on my toast  ;D

Title: Re: Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs
Post by: Rik on March 11, 2009, 09:40

Me too.  :thumbs: