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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on March 16, 2009, 16:45
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One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted
island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself,' It's certainly not a ship.'
Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit.
Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,'Tell me, how long has
it been since you've had a good cigar?'
'Ten years' replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and
pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.
He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag.
'Faith and Begorrah'
said the castaway, 'that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be !'
'And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish
Whiskey?' asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, 'Ten years.'
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right
sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him ..
He opened the flask and took a long drink. 'Tis nectar
of the Gods!' shouted
the Irishman. 'Tis truly fantastic !!'
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip
the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at
the trembling man and asked, 'And how long has it been since you played
around?'
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and
sobbed, 'Jesus, > Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me you've got golf
clubs in there too?'
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