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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on March 23, 2009, 18:47

Title: Salty food
Post by: Clive on March 23, 2009, 18:47

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc) and was constantly sending his man-servant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.

Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed.

“Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water??” demanded the Grand Emir.

“A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One,” stammered the wretched Abdul, “white man sit on well.”

Title: Re: Salty food
Post by: captainhaddock on March 23, 2009, 21:28

;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Salty food
Post by: Simon on March 23, 2009, 21:36

:haha:

Title: Re: Salty food
Post by: Rik on March 24, 2009, 11:04

 :ack: ;D

Title: Re: Salty food
Post by: David on March 28, 2009, 14:54

 :lol: :splat: