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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on March 31, 2009, 16:32

Title: Forgive or Outlive
Post by: Clive on March 31, 2009, 16:32

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,  faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the bitches.

Title: Re: Forgive or Outlive
Post by: Simon on March 31, 2009, 17:44

 :)x :thumbs:

Title: Re: Forgive or Outlive
Post by: captainhaddock on March 31, 2009, 22:10

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: Forgive or Outlive
Post by: David on April 04, 2009, 20:16

 :pmsl: :rofl: Love it Clive  :thumbs: