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Title: Life Science Final
Post by: Clive on April 07, 2009, 19:59

The student*not necessarily a well-prepared student*sat in his life science
classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed:
"Give four advantages of breast milk. "What to write? He sighed, and began to
scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best.
1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.
Um. So far so good...maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer.
Again,what to write? Once more he sighed. He frowned. He scowled. Then sighed
again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly he
scribbled his definitive answer:
4. Available in attractive containers.

Title: Re: Life Science Final
Post by: Simon on April 07, 2009, 20:33

:lol:

Title: Re: Life Science Final
Post by: mistybear on April 21, 2009, 08:30

 ::)

Title: Re: Life Science Final
Post by: Rik on April 21, 2009, 10:35

 :hee-hee:

Title: Re: Life Science Final
Post by: Clive on April 21, 2009, 13:52

Quote from: mistybear on April 21, 2009, 08:30

::)

That made it all worthwhile!   :scoot:

Title: Re: Life Science Final
Post by: mistybear on April 21, 2009, 14:12

:baldy:  :slug:   Aren't you going away soon...  you should definitely pop in, we have some lovely cliffs just down the road.  :devil:

Title: Re: Life Science Final
Post by: Clive on April 21, 2009, 21:31

Hey!  I'm no pushover!   :)x

Title: Re: Life Science Final
Post by: Simon on April 21, 2009, 23:28

 :laugh:

Title: Re: Life Science Final
Post by: mistybear on April 22, 2009, 11:23

That's okay Clive, I'll give you a shove, oops sorry, I mean, a hand.  :devil:

Title: Re: Life Science Final
Post by: Simon on April 22, 2009, 13:06

Now, you just know he'll take that the wrong way, MB!   :)x

Title: Re: Life Science Final
Post by: mistybear on April 22, 2009, 13:18

I suppose it's to be expected....  :sigh:

Title: Re: Life Science Final
Post by: Clive on April 22, 2009, 14:11

Quote from: mistybear on April 22, 2009, 11:23

That's okay Clive, I'll give you a shove, oops sorry, I mean, a hand.  :devil:

That would be a job well done.   :leer:

Title: Re: Life Science Final
Post by: mistybear on April 22, 2009, 14:29

But such a small one.  :)x

Title: Re: Life Science Final
Post by: Clive on April 22, 2009, 16:17

A small step for a man, but a big step for mankind.    :D