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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on April 10, 2009, 17:17
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2.. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair..
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures..
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1.. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
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:rofl:
A gem - stolen. :)
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Wonderful, Bev! :thumbs:
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Wonderful, Bev! :thumbs:
Awww shuks fanks M8 :blush:
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:wub: :vomit: ;D
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:wub: :vomit: ;D
I just knew it woud be a backhanded compliment! :slug: :letch:
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:)x
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;D ;D ;D Oh, the joke was quite good too. :laugh:
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;D ;D ;D
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Makes sense to me :thumbs: :lol2:
All comedy is theft ;)
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:clap: Ain't it the truth! :rofl: