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Title: Cherie Blair's Chauffeur
Post by: Serenity on April 10, 2009, 17:40

Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:

'YOU get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
'YOU were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Cherie.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
   
'My God, what happened to you?' asks Cherie.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie.

'I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: ' I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow   :devil:

Title: Re: Cherie Blair's Chauffeur
Post by: Simon on April 10, 2009, 17:43

 :woot: :haha:

Title: Re: Cherie Blair's Chauffeur
Post by: Rik on April 10, 2009, 17:53

 :pmsl:

Title: Re: Cherie Blair's Chauffeur
Post by: GillE on April 10, 2009, 21:50

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: Cherie Blair's Chauffeur
Post by: captainhaddock on April 11, 2009, 06:17

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: Cherie Blair's Chauffeur
Post by: David on April 13, 2009, 12:46

 :thumbs: :thumbs: :laugh: If only  ;D

Title: Re: Cherie Blair's Chauffeur
Post by: topquark on April 13, 2009, 14:05

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: Cherie Blair's Chauffeur
Post by: mistybear on April 20, 2009, 04:40

 :haha: