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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on April 22, 2009, 13:45

Title: Courses for Men and Women.
Post by: mistybear on April 22, 2009, 13:45
                                                                  Courses for Men and Women.

Courses for Women

Taught by men, for women.

101    
Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV

102    
Doing Housework Without Complaining

103    
Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge

104    
Going to The Washroom Alone
(formerly Coping Without My Friends)

105    
Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"

106    
Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother

107    
Learning How to Initiate Intimacy

108    
How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong

109    
Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"

110    
Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must

111    
The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too

112    
Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"

113    
"The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous

114    
How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him

115    
The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle

116    
You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone

117    
Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You're Acceptable

118    
Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem
(formerly One Can Is Enough)

119    
Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World

120    
Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook

121    
Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There

122    
Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours

123    
Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases

124    
Makeup: The Less is More Theory

125    
Nagging: Stop the Insanity!


Courses for Men

Taught by women, for men.

101    
Combating Stupidity

102    
You Too Can Do Housework

103    
P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

104    
How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray

105    
We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas –
Give Us Money

106    
Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk
At 4 AM

107    
Wonderful Laundry Techniques
(Formerly "Don't Wash My  Silks")

108    
Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception

109    
Get a Life – Learn How To Cook

110    
How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong

111    
Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right

112    
Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

113    
You – The Weaker Sex

114    
Reasons To Give Flowers

115    
How To Stay Awake After

116    
Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself
Anywhere But the Bathroom

117    
Garbage – Getting It To the Curb

118A    
You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try

118B    
The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower

119    
The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous

120    
How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

121    
How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost

122    
The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency

123    
Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

124    
How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

125    
You Too Can Be a Designated Driver

126    
Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked

127    
Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works

128    
The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary

129    
Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary

130    
Real Men Ask For Directions

131    
How To Take Illness Like a Man
Title: Re: Courses for Men and Women.
Post by: Simon on April 22, 2009, 13:48
Well, the courses for women all look pretty genuine, but the men's ones must be a joke.   :leer:
Title: Re: Courses for Men and Women.
Post by: mistybear on April 22, 2009, 13:49
Most men are.....  :)x
Title: Re: Courses for Men and Women.
Post by: Simon on April 22, 2009, 13:56
 ;D
Title: Re: Courses for Men and Women.
Post by: Clive on April 22, 2009, 14:18
Well, the courses for women all look pretty genuine, but the men's ones must be a joke.   :leer:

Absolutely Simon!   ;D
Title: Re: Courses for Men and Women.
Post by: Simon on April 22, 2009, 14:28
:ithank:
Title: Re: Courses for Men and Women.
Post by: mistybear on April 22, 2009, 14:45
I think Clive was a little confused, I think what he really meant to post was...  :stupid:
Title: Re: Courses for Men and Women.
Post by: Rik on April 22, 2009, 14:48
I'm saying nothing... :)
Title: Re: Courses for Men and Women.
Post by: mistybear on April 22, 2009, 14:51
A wise man, and a gentleman.  ;)
Title: Re: Courses for Men and Women.
Post by: Simon on April 22, 2009, 16:32
And a creep!  ;D
Title: Re: Courses for Men and Women.
Post by: Rik on April 22, 2009, 16:56
Years of practice. :D
Title: Re: Courses for Men and Women.
Post by: Simon on April 22, 2009, 20:50
 :laugh: