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Title: Nemesis required.
Post by: mistybear on May 09, 2009, 14:42

                                                                    Nemesis required. (Advertised on Craigslist)

6-month project with possibilty to extend

Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT


I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.

    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    * Compensation: $350 up front

Title: Re: Nemesis required.
Post by: Simon on May 09, 2009, 17:40

I don't really get that.  :dunno:

Title: Re: Nemesis required.
Post by: sam on May 10, 2009, 07:00

yeah I was thinking go home and build something in your garden!

Title: Re: Nemesis required.
Post by: Simon on May 10, 2009, 09:11

 ;D

Title: Re: Nemesis required.
Post by: Clive on May 17, 2009, 18:17

Quote from: Simon on May 09, 2009, 17:40

I don't really get that.  :dunno:

I despair!  Very amusing MB.   ;D

Title: Re: Nemesis required.
Post by: mistybear on May 18, 2009, 05:43

We share a strange sense of humour Clive.  ;D

Title: Re: Nemesis required.
Post by: Clive on May 18, 2009, 08:51

We learnt it at the University of Life MB.   :D

Title: Re: Nemesis required.
Post by: Simon on May 18, 2009, 10:15

::)

Title: Re: Nemesis required.
Post by: Clive on May 18, 2009, 17:41

Simon's has been very sheltered.  We no longer allow him out at all.  :devil: 

Title: Re: Nemesis required.
Post by: Simon on May 18, 2009, 22:35

:bawl:

Title: Re: Nemesis required.
Post by: mistybear on May 19, 2009, 05:04

(https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi70.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi84%2Fmistybear_2006%2F8d1f5df2-1.jpg&hash=8a869348c0e6283f0496f54e4fe5c3dab81c4fe0)

Title: Re: Nemesis required.
Post by: Clive on May 19, 2009, 09:04

 ;D

Title: Re: Nemesis required.
Post by: Simon on May 19, 2009, 09:39

:bartmoon:

Title: Re: Nemesis required.
Post by: mistybear on May 19, 2009, 09:52

 :-*