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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on June 05, 2009, 23:09

Title: New Cashpoints
Post by: Simon on June 05, 2009, 23:09

Please note that with the arrival of the new "Drive-through" cash point machines in the UK, customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.

Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time.

Male Procedure

1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Remove card and receipt
6 Drive off

Female Procedure

1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on the passenger seat to locate card
6 Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12 Enter PIN
13 Press cancel and enter correct PIN
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Re-check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Check eyelashes in mirror
20 Drive forwards 2 metres
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
25 Drive for 3 to 4 miles
26 Release hand brake

Title: Re: New Cashpoints
Post by: Clive on June 05, 2009, 23:15

 :haha:   :scoot:

Title: Re: New Cashpoints
Post by: TR on June 06, 2009, 10:58

 :)x

Title: Re: New Cashpoints
Post by: Rik on June 06, 2009, 11:47

I'm just keeping my head down.  ;D

Title: Re: New Cashpoints
Post by: davy51 on June 06, 2009, 12:43

Clive we have had them here for years
What you wrote is very true for the most part :laugh: :thumbs:

Title: Re: New Cashpoints
Post by: mistybear on June 06, 2009, 15:46

   :splat:

Title: Re: New Cashpoints
Post by: Simon on June 06, 2009, 16:02

 :)x

Title: Re: New Cashpoints
Post by: davy51 on June 06, 2009, 17:03

Im already on the run just crossed the border headed north  :laugh:

Title: Re: New Cashpoints
Post by: Serenity on June 06, 2009, 17:51

What's wrong with a little checking and re-checking     :chill:

Title: Re: New Cashpoints
Post by: Clive on June 06, 2009, 21:44

Quote from: mistybear on June 06, 2009, 15:46

   :splat:

That made it all worthwhile.   ;D

Title: Re: New Cashpoints
Post by: mistybear on June 07, 2009, 06:42

 :baldy:    :bartmoon: