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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on June 07, 2009, 20:03

Title: Five surgeons
Post by: Clive on June 07, 2009, 20:03

Five surgeons are discussing who were the best  patients
to operate on.

The first surgeon says, 'I  like to see Accountants on my
operating table because when you open  them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second  responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
Electricians! Everything inside  them is colour-coded.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think  Librarians
are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical  order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I  like
Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you  have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer  than you said it would.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them  all up when he observed,
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the  easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains,  and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the  ar***ole - and they are interchangeable'
 

Title: Re: Five surgeons
Post by: Simon on June 08, 2009, 00:10

:hee-hee:

Title: Re: Five surgeons
Post by: mistybear on June 08, 2009, 05:12

 :lol2:  According to that, my ex could have had a great career in politics.  :devil: