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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on June 08, 2009, 10:09

Title: Romance.
Post by: mistybear on June 08, 2009, 10:09
                                                                             Romance.

An older couple were lying in bed one night.

The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
 
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." 

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
       
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck." 

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.
 
"To get my teeth!"   ;D
Title: Re: Romance.
Post by: Clive on June 08, 2009, 11:56
 :aarrgh:
Title: Re: Romance.
Post by: Simon on June 08, 2009, 14:23
:haha:
Title: Re: Romance.
Post by: David on June 10, 2009, 16:50
 :devil: :)x