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Title: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Tony on June 26, 2009, 17:51

Hee Hee (http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=712130&mid=0&i=20&nmt=The%20Jacko%20Joke%20thread&mid=0)

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Clive on June 26, 2009, 18:56

Hours of entertainment there Tony!  ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on June 26, 2009, 20:16

Brilliant, Tony!  ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 04, 2009, 14:15

Michael Jackson died owing everyone. Lawsuits abound. One of the first of which was filed by Tupperware...they want their face back!


 ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 04, 2009, 14:58

Whats The Difference Between Michael Jackson And Sir Alex Ferguson ? Sir Alex Ferguson will Be Playing Giggs In August

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 04, 2009, 15:11

 :)x

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 04, 2009, 18:46

What's the difference between Arthur Scargill and Michael Jackson?

 Scargill hasn't seen a miner's helmet for twenty years.  :crazy:

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 04, 2009, 19:57

;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 04, 2009, 19:59

I need treatment Simon  :laugh:

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 04, 2009, 21:11

I've heard where there's some medications going begging.  ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 04, 2009, 21:56

No a bit of bad taste is good for the soul  ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: TOFFEEMAN1878 on July 05, 2009, 01:28

Wow it really is a bad summer for man utd- first Hargreaves is injured, next Ronaldo leaves and then Nani goes and  dies!!!

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 05, 2009, 10:06

I dont know who is he is.......... :dunno:

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 05, 2009, 10:24

OK found out who is is but no trace of news of him !!!  :crazy:

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 05, 2009, 14:32

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/07/05/michael-jackson-to-be-buried-without-his-brain-115875-21495043/

God knows what will be posted here now  :woot:

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 05, 2009, 14:53

Ironic, as that's one of the few original bits left!  :haha:

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 05, 2009, 14:54

 :pmsl: :lol2:  :thumbs:

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 05, 2009, 14:56

:ithank:

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 05, 2009, 14:57

Is there any bits you want before they bury him ? ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 05, 2009, 15:53

I could have the end of his nose.  Thees a nasty sharp corner on one of the kitchen cupboard doors I could stick it over.

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 05, 2009, 15:58

 :pmsl: :lol2: Simon we are two sick people  :laugh:


I just knew you would pick the nose  ;)

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: GillE on July 05, 2009, 16:08

I hate to ask, but what's the connection between Nani and Michael Jackson?

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 05, 2009, 16:22

I have no idea Clive.........I dont know who he is even  :dunno:

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 05, 2009, 17:18

Quote from: GillE on July 05, 2009, 16:08

I hate to ask, but what's the connection between Nani and Michael Jackson?

Quote from: David on July 05, 2009, 16:22

I have no idea Clive.........I dont know who he is even  :dunno:

Crikey, that was a clever one!  Not only is he disappearing for a few days, Clive has magically changed his name and gender!  :D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 05, 2009, 17:23

I'm having a very busy day Simon  ;)

My apologies GillE     


I still don't know who the footballer is or if he has died.......hope I don't get penalized for it  ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 05, 2009, 17:58

Me neither, David.  I couldn't name five footballers if I had a gun to my head.   ::)

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 05, 2009, 18:16

Brings us back to brains  ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: GillE on July 05, 2009, 22:44

Clive has rarely been so honoured :) .

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Sandra on July 06, 2009, 00:09

Quote from: Simon on July 05, 2009, 14:53

Ironic, as that's one of the few original bits left!  :haha:

If it turns out that hes been on as many drugs as they are saying and for as long as they say, then even that wont be original  ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 06, 2009, 10:44

 :lol2: such compassion here  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 10, 2009, 17:42

Mike Jackson did not die of heart attack. He tripped over a pram. News reports are saying don't blame it on the buggie.  ;)

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 13, 2009, 13:07

I thought he died after a whitening strike.

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 13, 2009, 14:07

:groan:  ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 13, 2009, 14:33

 :thanks:  :)x

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 13, 2009, 16:57

Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith.

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 13, 2009, 16:58

 :thumbs: :thumbs: :laugh: you need treatment Simon  ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 13, 2009, 18:11

 :devil:

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 13, 2009, 18:14

And paying  ;)

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 13, 2009, 18:35

If you want to pay me, that's fine, David.  ;)

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 13, 2009, 18:36

Relax I heard you are in the will............... ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 13, 2009, 19:34

As long as he doesn't leave me his joke book. :)x

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 13, 2009, 19:37

There is something about a gagging order  ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 13, 2009, 21:46

Oh, are we on to David Carradine now?  ;)

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 13, 2009, 22:17

 :thumbs: :clap: ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 15, 2009, 17:46

I heard the first thing MJ asked when he reached heaven was....


Where is baby Jesus ?  ;) ;D

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 15, 2009, 21:29

 :)x

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 15, 2009, 21:49

What do Michael Jackson and Tiger Woods have in common? They are both famous for playing with little white balls.  ;)

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 15, 2009, 21:52

Only in american can one be born a poor black man and die a rich white women.

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 15, 2009, 21:55

what is the difference between jackson family and the england cricket team? the jackson family will be bringing home the ashes.

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 15, 2009, 22:21

Ouch!!  ;D

And talking of ashes, that's about what was left of his hair after the Pepsi commercial accident, the video of which has just emerged (surprise, surprise), here. (http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/15/michael-jackson-pepsi-explosion-video/)

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 15, 2009, 22:25

Too slow for me to watch it Simon  :wtf: :grrr: :believe:

And I am paying for this Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Simon on July 15, 2009, 22:54

Oh, I thought you'd already switched.

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: David on July 15, 2009, 23:00

Anytime between now and tuesday router should be here tomorrow with luck.if I post speeds higher that the one above you know I have  ;)

Hope its smoother than when I last migrated  :o

Title: Re: Jackson Jokes
Post by: Clive on July 15, 2009, 23:00

Quote from: David on July 15, 2009, 21:49

What do Michael Jackson and Tiger Woods have in common? They are both famous for playing with little white balls.  ;)

 :pmsl: