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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on July 30, 2009, 21:56

Title: Women Drivers
Post by: Clive on July 30, 2009, 21:56

This morning on the  motorway,I  looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing  75Mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds ! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.  But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.

 BL00DY women drivers!!

Title: Re: Women Drivers
Post by: Simon on July 30, 2009, 22:39

Bloody right!   :devil:

Title: Re: Women Drivers
Post by: mistybear on July 31, 2009, 15:34

Impossible! 

Men can't multi task!   ;D

Title: Re: Women Drivers
Post by: Rik on July 31, 2009, 15:36

Eating doesn't count. ;D

Title: Re: Women Drivers
Post by: mistybear on July 31, 2009, 15:38

True, even I've seen men eat and use the remote.  ;)   ;D

Title: Re: Women Drivers
Post by: Rik on July 31, 2009, 15:40

Sometimes scratching at the same time. ;D

Title: Re: Women Drivers
Post by: mistybear on July 31, 2009, 15:41

 :laugh:  I almost wrote that as well.

Title: Re: Women Drivers
Post by: David on August 05, 2009, 18:56

 :tmi: :lol2: