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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on August 05, 2009, 20:57

Title: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: Clive on August 05, 2009, 20:57

A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally
drunk, when  he comes upon a preacher
baptising people in the  river.


He  proceeds to walk into the water and
subsequently  bumps into the preacher...

The preacher turns around and is almost
overcome by  the smell of  alcohol,
whereupon he asks  the drunk,

'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'


So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.


He pulls him up and asks the drunk,
'Brother have  you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him
into  the water again for a little longer.

He  again pulls him out of the water and asks
again,  'Have you found Jesus me brother?'

The drunk again answers, 'No,oi I haven't
found  Jesus.'

By this time the preacher is at his wits end
and dunks the drunk in the  water again ---
but this time holds him down for  about
30 seconds and when he begins kicking
his  arms and legs he pulls
him up. The preacher  again asks the
drunk, 'For the love of God  have you
found Jesus?'




                                (Are you
                                ready for this?)







The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his
breath and  says to the preacher,
'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: Simon on August 05, 2009, 21:10

:aarrgh:  :groan:

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: David on August 05, 2009, 21:14

 :pmsl: :groan: That is dire Clive  :laugh:

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: Clive on August 05, 2009, 22:59

 :hee-hee:

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: Rik on August 06, 2009, 09:50

Isn't that dive, David. ;D

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: David on August 06, 2009, 11:36

Where Clive hangs out in his spare time is his affair  ;D

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: Clive on August 06, 2009, 11:56

Usually some nearby field David.   :sheep:

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: Rik on August 06, 2009, 11:57

Ah, that would be the sheep dip, then. ;D

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: Clive on August 06, 2009, 11:58

Have to catch them unawares these days!   ;D

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: David on August 06, 2009, 12:13

At least you dont need to buy them drinks first  ;D


Just a good pair of wellies.......and shin pads  :D

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: Rik on August 06, 2009, 12:14

You seem to have some expertise, David.  :o:

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: David on August 06, 2009, 12:22

 :devil: :devil: I worked on farms  ;D but was happily married...........god she was woolly  ;D

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: Rik on August 06, 2009, 12:22

That's a sham. ;D

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: Simon on August 06, 2009, 12:27

Shear filth!  ;D

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: Rik on August 06, 2009, 12:28

:groan:

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: Simon on August 06, 2009, 13:00

:ithank:

Title: Re: Baptising an Irishman
Post by: David on August 06, 2009, 15:06

 :cow: :groan: