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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on August 20, 2009, 00:08

Title: An Australian Love Poem (Who said Australians weren't romantic?)
Post by: Simon on August 20, 2009, 00:08

Of course I love ya darling, You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous, I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side, I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready, There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more, I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya, I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age, Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity, But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now, I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy, That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now, The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as, I Was ever gonna get

No matter wot u look like, I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on, And fetch another beer.

Title: Re: An Australian Love Poem (Who said Australians weren't romantic?)
Post by: GillE on August 20, 2009, 00:23

And the Pommie version?



If you dare.

Title: Re: An Australian Love Poem (Who said Australians weren't romantic?)
Post by: mistybear on August 20, 2009, 11:10

 :haha:  I thought to myself before I read it, "Oh, this is gonna be good!"



And it is.  :thumbs:

Title: Re: An Australian Love Poem (Who said Australians weren't romantic?)
Post by: Simon on August 20, 2009, 11:57

Thought you'd appreciate it.  ;D

Title: Re: An Australian Love Poem (Who said Australians weren't romantic?)
Post by: mistybear on August 20, 2009, 12:10

And that I did.  :)


Our aussie blokes are too bad.









































There not too good either.  ;)   ;D

Title: Re: An Australian Love Poem (Who said Australians weren't romantic?)
Post by: David on August 23, 2009, 20:24

 ;D ;D :thumbs: