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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on September 09, 2009, 13:47

Title: Why Italian men pass their handguns down through the family
Post by: Clive on September 09, 2009, 13:47

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
"Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
 
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.  How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
 
 "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business. You gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "
 
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man..   "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

Title: Re: Why Italian men pass their handguns down through the family
Post by: Simon on September 09, 2009, 14:03

:lol2:

Title: Re: Why Italian men pass their handguns down through the family
Post by: Rik on September 09, 2009, 17:49

He has a point.  ;D