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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: David on October 23, 2009, 22:00

Title: Whats the time ?
Post by: David on October 23, 2009, 22:00

A guy is walking down the street and enters a clock and watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerk behind the counter. He walks up to the counter where she is standing, unzips his pants, flops his chop out and and places it on the counter. "What are you doing, Sir?", she asks. "This is a clock shop!!" He replied, "I know it is and I would like 2 hands and a face put on this!"

Title: Re: Whats the time ?
Post by: Simon on October 23, 2009, 22:05

Flops his chop out?   :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: Whats the time ?
Post by: David on October 23, 2009, 22:08

 :thumbs: I thought that...good wasnt it   ;D

Title: Re: Whats the time ?
Post by: Clive on November 06, 2009, 21:57

Priceless!   ;D

Title: Re: Whats the time ?
Post by: Rik on November 07, 2009, 05:09

You mean Mastercard? ;D

Title: Re: Whats the time ?
Post by: David on November 07, 2009, 10:30

Has to be as he was refused a Visa  :D

Title: Re: Whats the time ?
Post by: Rik on November 07, 2009, 10:37

 :basil: :basil: ;D

Title: Re: Whats the time ?
Post by: David on November 07, 2009, 10:46

 :cheers:


Its hard to credit it isn't it ?  :)x

Title: Re: Whats the time ?
Post by: Rik on November 07, 2009, 11:28

:groan:

Title: Re: Whats the time ?
Post by: David on November 07, 2009, 11:31

 :thumbs: I am doing well today... :laugh:

Title: Re: Whats the time ?
Post by: Simon on November 07, 2009, 12:08

You'll be well done soon too!   :laugh:

Title: Re: Whats the time ?
Post by: David on November 07, 2009, 12:13

I thought I was quite rare Simon.......They broke the mould when I was made........so my Dr tells me

Title: Re: Whats the time ?
Post by: Simon on November 07, 2009, 12:15

They certainly did!  ;)

Title: Re: Whats the time ?
Post by: Rik on November 07, 2009, 12:15

Cast aside, were you, David?

Title: Re: Whats the time ?
Post by: David on November 07, 2009, 12:17

Like a discarded old rag  :cry:
 :thumbs: