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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: David on November 08, 2009, 20:17

Title: A 90 Year Old Says to His GP
Post by: David on November 08, 2009, 20:17

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have
an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when
he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting
beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, ‘bang, bang’ and the rabbit
fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I’d say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Title: Re: A 90 Year Old Says to His GP
Post by: sam on November 08, 2009, 20:55

 :lol2:

Title: Re: A 90 Year Old Says to His GP
Post by: Simon on November 08, 2009, 21:48

 ;D

Title: Re: A 90 Year Old Says to His GP
Post by: Clive on November 08, 2009, 22:45

 :smirks:

Title: Re: A 90 Year Old Says to His GP
Post by: David on November 08, 2009, 22:55

 :thumbs: Simon is so clever at times  :)x

Title: Re: A 90 Year Old Says to His GP
Post by: Rik on November 09, 2009, 09:31

:lol:

I demand a recount.  :o:

Title: Re: A 90 Year Old Says to His GP
Post by: David on November 09, 2009, 09:35

 ;D ;D