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Title: Big People Words
Post by: Simon on November 13, 2009, 22:36

A group of four-year olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "John what did you do over the weekend?"

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

"No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words." She said. She then asked little Alex what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SH!T."

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Clive on November 13, 2009, 22:40

I just had that by e-mail!   ;D

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Simon on November 13, 2009, 22:45

Really?  How spooky!  I didn't.   :)

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Clive on November 13, 2009, 22:53

What a coincidence.  I had even considered posting it!  :)x

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Rik on November 14, 2009, 09:49

I heard it the last two times around.  :devil:

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Simon on November 14, 2009, 09:57

Great jokes are meant to be heard often.  :)

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Rik on November 14, 2009, 10:14

But how often.

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Simon on November 14, 2009, 10:33

It must have been several months, at least.  ;D

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Rik on November 14, 2009, 10:44

Time to search.  :devil:

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Simon on November 14, 2009, 11:04

Pedant!

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Rik on November 14, 2009, 11:04

I was taking a rest...  :o:

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Simon on November 14, 2009, 11:08

No time for slacking now!   ;)

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Rik on November 14, 2009, 11:09

 ;D

Re-arrange the letters. ;)

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Simon on November 14, 2009, 11:23

 :dunno: :stars:

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Rik on November 14, 2009, 11:26

... erast? ;)

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Simon on November 14, 2009, 11:30

No, you've lost me completely now.   ::)

Title: Re: Big People Words
Post by: Rik on November 14, 2009, 11:54

I'll leave you to your innocence then. :)