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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on November 19, 2009, 13:43

Title: Railway Track
Post by: Serenity on November 19, 2009, 13:43
 
A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a Draft beer..

'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man.

'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks.
Well, on my way home from the bar last night, I noticed a young woman tied To the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all Night, all over the house. We did everything! Me on top, Sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'

'Fantastic, you lucky b*****d!', exclaimed the Bartender.
'Was she pretty?'

'Dunno...Never found the head!   :blush:


 :)x
 
 
Title: Re: Railway Track
Post by: GillE on November 19, 2009, 13:54
Aaaaargh!

But funny :) .
Title: Re: Railway Track
Post by: Simon on November 19, 2009, 13:54
:aarrgh:  :haha:
Title: Re: Railway Track
Post by: Clive on November 19, 2009, 14:18
 ;D
Title: Re: Railway Track
Post by: Sheltieuk on November 19, 2009, 16:36
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Railway Track
Post by: Rik on November 19, 2009, 17:03
Well, maybe not quite everything...  :devil:
Title: Re: Railway Track
Post by: sam on November 21, 2009, 04:40
 :pmsl: