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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on December 05, 2009, 14:10

Title: Paddy's Donkey
Post by: Serenity on December 05, 2009, 14:10

Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.
 The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
 The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad
 news. The donkey's died.'

Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'

 The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
 Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
 The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
 Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
 The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
 Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's
 dead.'
 A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What
 happened with
 that dead donkey?'
 Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a
 piece and
 made a profit of £898'
 The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
 Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back.'
 Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland  :o:   ::)

Title: Re: Paddy's Donkey
Post by: Simon on December 05, 2009, 14:33

:clever2: :devil:

Title: Re: Paddy's Donkey
Post by: Clive on December 05, 2009, 15:06

 :lol2:

Title: Re: Paddy's Donkey
Post by: Rik on December 05, 2009, 19:03

Quote from: Serenity on December 05, 2009, 14:42

Bloody Scots!   :slug:    ;D

Some of us are OK. ;)

Title: Re: Paddy's Donkey
Post by: Rik on December 05, 2009, 19:09

Lona, where are you?  :devil:

Title: Re: Paddy's Donkey
Post by: Simon on December 05, 2009, 19:13

Good question!  :dunno:

Title: Re: Paddy's Donkey
Post by: Rik on December 05, 2009, 19:17

Shall we leave her messages? ;)

Title: Re: Paddy's Donkey
Post by: Simon on December 05, 2009, 19:22

She normally appears at the sound of a cork popping.  ;D

Title: Re: Paddy's Donkey
Post by: Rik on December 05, 2009, 19:27

I thought that was Shirley Bassey? ;D