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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on January 03, 2010, 11:18

Title: Golden Wedding
Post by: Simon on January 03, 2010, 11:18
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic bliss had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage...

“Well it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the woman. “We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my mule stumbled. My husband quietly said, 'that's once'. We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again. Once more he said quietly, 'that’s twice'. We hadn’t gone a half mile when the mule stumbled a third time. He promptly removed a gun from his pocket and shot the mule.

Well, of course, I started to protest over his treatment of the mule. He looked at me and quietly said, 'that’s once'..."   :devil:
Title: Re: Golden Wedding
Post by: Rik on January 03, 2010, 11:27
Do you have a death wish, Simon?
Title: Re: Golden Wedding
Post by: Simon on January 03, 2010, 11:42
:peepsofa: :)x
Title: Re: Golden Wedding
Post by: GillE on January 03, 2010, 11:43
Insofar as posting jokes like this is concerned...




that's once...
Title: Re: Golden Wedding
Post by: Rik on January 03, 2010, 12:05
 ;D
Title: Re: Golden Wedding
Post by: davy51 on January 03, 2010, 15:13
 :leer: :thumbs:
Title: Re: Golden Wedding
Post by: Simon on January 03, 2010, 19:16
:horror:  ;D
Title: Re: Golden Wedding
Post by: David on January 03, 2010, 19:28
 :lol: