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Title: Catholics
Post by: Serenity on January 07, 2010, 08:42

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee..


The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."


The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
 

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." 


The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
 

 

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say ...."Oh My God."    :crazy:   

Title: Re: Catholics
Post by: Clive on January 07, 2010, 09:28

 :omg:

Title: Re: Catholics
Post by: Rik on January 07, 2010, 09:37

 ;D

Title: Re: Catholics
Post by: Simon on January 07, 2010, 09:54

:hehe:

Title: Re: Catholics
Post by: Rodders on January 07, 2010, 10:22

That's given me a conversion.   :blush:

Title: Re: Catholics
Post by: Simon on January 07, 2010, 10:32

 :laugh:

Title: Re: Catholics
Post by: Serenity on January 07, 2010, 10:40

Quote from: Rodders on January 07, 2010, 10:22

That's given me a conversion.   :blush:

Whatcha want extra space in your loft for?  :dunno:    ;D

Title: Re: Catholics
Post by: Rodders on January 07, 2010, 11:12

You can never have enough space.  Ask any astromoner astronomerer star-gazer.   8-)