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Title: One Word or two
Post by: Clive on January 11, 2010, 20:46

  An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
  other for a long time.
 
  Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get
  married.
 
  Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
  regarding how their marriage might work.
  They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
 
  Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
  their physical relationship.
 
  'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
 
  'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
 
  The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned
  over towards her and whispered - 'Is that one word or two?'

Title: Re: One Word or two
Post by: Den on January 11, 2010, 20:51

 ;D ;D Love it   ;D ;D

Title: Re: One Word or two
Post by: Simon on January 11, 2010, 21:13

:hehe:

Title: Re: One Word or two
Post by: Rik on January 12, 2010, 11:24

:rofl:

What a difference a space makes...

Title: Re: One Word or two
Post by: Simon on January 12, 2010, 12:23

Isn't there a technical term for a 'space' that you want to tell us?  ;)

Title: Re: One Word or two
Post by: Rik on January 12, 2010, 12:33

Well, it can be an en-space or an em-space, the most common being an en, but then there's thin and thick spaces. With computers, there's even a hard space...

Title: Re: One Word or two
Post by: Simon on January 12, 2010, 12:37

And with blondes, a soft one between the ears.  ;D

Title: Re: One Word or two
Post by: Rik on January 12, 2010, 12:45

 :sofabricks: ;D

Title: Re: One Word or two
Post by: Simon on January 12, 2010, 12:45

 :crazy: