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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on January 19, 2010, 22:54

Title: Taking a 5yr. old to the bank
Post by: Clive on January 19, 2010, 22:54
A  mother took her five-year-old son with  her to the bank on a busy lunchtime .
They got behind a very large woman wearing  a  business suit complete  with  Pager.
As they waited patiently, the little boy said  loudly, 'Gee, she's big!'   The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear  to be quiet.. 

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread  his hands as far as they would go and announced , 'I'll bet her butt is this wide!'
The woman turns around and glares at the little boy.  The  mother gave him a good telling off,    and told him to be quiet.   

After a brief lull, the  large woman reached the front of the line.   Just then, her pager began to emit a  *beep, beep, beep.* The little boy yells out,  'Run for your life, she's backing up !!! ' 


Title: Re: Taking a 5yr. old to the bank
Post by: sam on January 19, 2010, 23:34
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Taking a 5yr. old to the bank
Post by: Simon on January 19, 2010, 23:55
:haha:
Title: Re: Taking a 5yr. old to the bank
Post by: Rik on January 20, 2010, 10:20
 ;D