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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Rodders on January 22, 2010, 14:52
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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple contusions, two black eyes and a golf club wrapped around his neck. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well," the man says, "it's like this... I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we each sliced our ball into a field of cows. We both went over to look for them and, as I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" the doctor asks.
"Well", the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."
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