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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on January 24, 2010, 21:09

Title: He said to me
Post by: Serenity on January 24, 2010, 21:09
He said to me... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him... You wear pants don't you?

He said to me... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.

He said to me... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time
 
He said to me... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him... I don't know; it’s never happened.

He said to me... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
I said to him... They already have boyfriends.

He said to me... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him... A widow.
 
He said to me... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


 :)x
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: sam on January 24, 2010, 21:13
 :laugh:
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Simon on January 24, 2010, 21:49
 ;D
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Rik on January 25, 2010, 10:13
:lol:
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Rodders on January 25, 2010, 10:25
That's it.  I've got the hump now.  (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv300%2FMothballs%2FSmileys%2Fsulk.gif&hash=d546ec39c36b2a5f7b4911850bdbaf70b73dabbb)
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Simon on January 25, 2010, 10:26
One hump or two?
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Rik on January 25, 2010, 10:27
One or two, Rod? ;D Or what Simon said.  :laugh:
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Rodders on January 25, 2010, 10:46
A woman's work is seldom done.   :(

The pecking order in my house is as follows:  Her, the bloody dog and then me.  And the only purpose of my existence is to clean up after those two untidy sods.  Kim & Aggie came round the other day, but took one look and refused to come in.  Don't talk to me about housework.  Aaaaaaarrrgh!
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Rik on January 25, 2010, 10:51
Alright, I won't. How's the weather? ;D
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Simon on January 25, 2010, 10:53
:haha:
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Rodders on January 25, 2010, 11:20
Alright, I won't. How's the weather? ;D 

Overcast with the occasional sunny interval, except for a brief period of heavy rain which is expected to commence the very instant I go home and take the bloody dog for a walk at lunchtime.   (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv300%2FMothballs%2FSmileys%2Frain.gif&hash=167093647d1527924ba23ec7d8770a82350a8342)
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Rik on January 25, 2010, 11:26
You have such a good sense of timing, Rod. :)
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Simon on January 25, 2010, 11:53
I usually find, on a nice day, we'll go for a drive down to the coast, and the weather will turn the very moment we park the car.
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Rik on January 25, 2010, 11:55
In Scotland, you just sit and wait for a while and a different season will come along...
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Simon on January 25, 2010, 12:41
I managed a whole week on Skye in October in T-shirts. :)
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: sam on January 25, 2010, 14:09
nice... its -20C here today thinking I might just try the tshirt approach...  :snow:
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Simon on January 25, 2010, 14:18
:cold:
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Rik on January 25, 2010, 16:36
Thermal T shirt, Sam? :)
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: sam on January 26, 2010, 00:52
nah -20C is ok with my normal clothes, don't even have long johns for that - I got some at christmas after it hit -40C here!
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Rik on January 26, 2010, 09:15
It keeps the important bits warm, you don't want icicles developing.  :devil:
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Simon on January 26, 2010, 10:08
Otoh, the cold may keep things under control.  :)x
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Rik on January 26, 2010, 10:09
 :-X ;D
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Clive on January 26, 2010, 15:54
I doubt that anythng can keep it under control at his age!   :laugh:
Title: Re: He said to me
Post by: Rik on January 26, 2010, 16:04
Happy days. :)