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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on January 24, 2010, 21:09
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He said to me... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him... You wear pants don't you?
He said to me... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
He said to me... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time
He said to me... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him... I don't know; it’s never happened.
He said to me... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
I said to him... They already have boyfriends.
He said to me... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him... A widow.
He said to me... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
:)x
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:laugh:
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;D
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:lol:
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That's it. I've got the hump now. (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv300%2FMothballs%2FSmileys%2Fsulk.gif&hash=d546ec39c36b2a5f7b4911850bdbaf70b73dabbb)
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One hump or two?
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One or two, Rod? ;D Or what Simon said. :laugh:
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A woman's work is seldom done. :(
The pecking order in my house is as follows: Her, the bloody dog and then me. And the only purpose of my existence is to clean up after those two untidy sods. Kim & Aggie came round the other day, but took one look and refused to come in. Don't talk to me about housework. Aaaaaaarrrgh!
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Alright, I won't. How's the weather? ;D
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:haha:
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Alright, I won't. How's the weather? ;D
Overcast with the occasional sunny interval, except for a brief period of heavy rain which is expected to commence the very instant I go home and take the bloody dog for a walk at lunchtime. (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv300%2FMothballs%2FSmileys%2Frain.gif&hash=167093647d1527924ba23ec7d8770a82350a8342)
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You have such a good sense of timing, Rod. :)
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I usually find, on a nice day, we'll go for a drive down to the coast, and the weather will turn the very moment we park the car.
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In Scotland, you just sit and wait for a while and a different season will come along...
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I managed a whole week on Skye in October in T-shirts. :)
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nice... its -20C here today thinking I might just try the tshirt approach... :snow:
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:cold:
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Thermal T shirt, Sam? :)
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nah -20C is ok with my normal clothes, don't even have long johns for that - I got some at christmas after it hit -40C here!
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It keeps the important bits warm, you don't want icicles developing. :devil:
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Otoh, the cold may keep things under control. :)x
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:-X ;D
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I doubt that anythng can keep it under control at his age! :laugh:
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Happy days. :)