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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on January 27, 2010, 19:49

Title: FIVE RULES TO LIVE BY---
Post by: Clive on January 27, 2010, 19:49
FIVE RULES TO LIVE BY---

 

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

 

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

 

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

 

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

 

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

 

Sincerely, Tiger Woods

Title: Re: FIVE RULES TO LIVE BY---
Post by: davy51 on January 27, 2010, 19:53
when you find one with all that wrapped in one let me know


I would marry one like that  :thumbs:
Title: Re: FIVE RULES TO LIVE BY---
Post by: Clive on January 27, 2010, 19:59
Just a pipedream Davy.  And you know all about pipes.    ;D
Title: Re: FIVE RULES TO LIVE BY---
Post by: Simon on January 27, 2010, 21:52
Tiger Woods must be great for the environment, with all these recycled jokes knocking about!  :)x
Title: Re: FIVE RULES TO LIVE BY---
Post by: Rik on January 28, 2010, 09:33
:groan: