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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on February 24, 2010, 23:00

Title: A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Post by: Clive on February 24, 2010, 23:00
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it.
Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home
drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing
happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Title: Re: A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Post by: Simon on February 24, 2010, 23:34
 :-X :hee-hee:
Title: Re: A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Post by: Rik on February 25, 2010, 08:42
 :o: ;D
Title: Re: A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Post by: Reno on February 27, 2010, 20:28
ooooo damn