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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on March 04, 2010, 10:05
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A bloke is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto "We love to fly and it shows ".
The woman looks at him blankly....He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto "Winning the hearts of the world"...Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face...
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto "Going beyond expectations". The woman looks at him sternly an says "What the F... do you want ?"
"Ah!" he says , sitting back with a smile on his face, ..." Ryanair "..
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:lol2: Sure it wasn't Easyjet, Clive? ;)
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Could have been either Rik. I've not travelled with either airline but I will be travelling with BMI Baby later this year. They aren't too bad for a short internal flight. The flight announcers at Cardiff airport pronounce it "Be my baby" which is quite amusing. :laugh:
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Do they sing it? ;)
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Unfortunately no. ;D
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No sense of style. :)
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Cardiff airport
What do you expect? :laugh:
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;D
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ryan air aren't so bad... been on a couple of flights with them and had no hassle... tis fun running to make sure you get a seat next to people you want to. The only time I've ever ran on the tarmac at a airport.. actually no that's a lie I ran when I got of the plane in Seattle and it was p**sing now.
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It's when you have to run to catch the plane on the runway that you know that you're seriously late. ;)
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or you are with a s**te airline
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Are state airlines that bad, Sam? :o:
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:laugh: