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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on March 20, 2010, 15:08

Title: Psychiatrist versus Bartender
Post by: Clive on March 20, 2010, 15:08

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM
 
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.  I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy..'
 
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
 
'How much do you charge?'   
 
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.   
 
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
 
Six months later the psychiatrist met me on the street   
 
'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
 
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!

 A bartender cured me for $10.

 I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
 
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
 
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!
 
SCREW THOSE PSYCHIATRIST. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER

Title: Re: Psychiatrist versus Bartender
Post by: Rik on March 20, 2010, 15:37

 ;D

He's not wrong.