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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on May 19, 2010, 18:01

Title: Time Machine
Post by: Clive on May 19, 2010, 18:01
Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine
      which can see 100 years into the future.

      They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
      Barak goes first.

      "What will the USA be like in 100 years time"

      The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and
      gives him a printout, he reads it out
      "The country is in good hands under the new president,
      crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy
      is healthy There are no worries"

      Gordon thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have
      a bit of that" so he asks "What will Great Britain be
      like in 100 years time?"

      The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action,
     and he gets a printout. But he's just staring at it.

      "Come on Gordon" says Barak, "What does it say"

      Gordon replies, "Buggered if I know, It's all in Arabic!"
Title: Re: Time Machine
Post by: Rik on May 19, 2010, 18:08
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Time Machine
Post by: Simon on May 19, 2010, 22:49
 ;D
Title: Re: Time Machine
Post by: sam on May 20, 2010, 02:06
 ::)